Trying to resist my love is like trying to hold back a tsunami with a surfboard. My advice is to take up boogie boarding.

“A brick represents my rationality, and a blanket represents my emotions. It’s r…”

“I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you…”

“I have a rating system I apply to all people. Mao Zedong might have a Meow Fact…”

“A brick could be used in a knee replacement surgery, to build back the wall sep…”