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“My favorite smells are freshly baked bread, the pages of an old book, and they …”

“To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life.”

“Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d b…”

“Republicans don’t stand for the beliefs of the right, and Democrats don’t stand…”