Uh-huh, right. Let me count all the ways you and I aren't going there.

“Still, it would have been great, just once, to have a man stare at her with tot…”

“Qhuinn stopped breathing, focusing everything he had on the male who had been h…”

“Shit. . . this was a bad idea. A pure-blooded, bonded male vampire about to wat…”

“Look upon me, Mistress. Watch as I wither!”