Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.

“If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.”

“I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate t…”

“Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with t…”

“I think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices des…”