Vampires should never say Uh-Oh!!

“No one would ever like him; he would never be accused of being unfair.”

“I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. "Save the drama fo…”

“That was an idea I didn't want to have. But you can't erase a thought; once you…”

“Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.”