Walk Like A Pine Tree Day occurs on Stand Still Day. Orafoura and I observe both—and we observe whatever else we may be standing next to.

“My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.”

“Gold. You don’t mind if I just mined some, do you?”

“I’m world famous. Throughout the globe—north, south, east, and west—there are l…”

“I painted my walls yellow, with melted butter, because I recently discovered th…”