Walking on the beach like a ventriloquist, I’ll make it sound like the ocean is calling out to you—through a conch shell.

“She’s ultra conservative, while I am ultraviolet. I would show, but I’m beyond …”

“Instead of hatching a plan, why not break it open prematurely and use it to mak…”

“A brick could be strapped to the back of a pet gerbil, to teach it how to swim.…”

“At the end of the day, people go to sleep. Let’s also put the cliché “At the en…”