Watching two cows have sex is the most magical experience at Cereal Land.

“I have women all over the world. In New York, London, Los Angeles. I think what…”

“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I so…”

“My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hid…”

“It’s hard to wear a Speedo and pose with an erection. Still, I’ve got to try, e…”