We all want to be the best at something. Trouble is, some people are only the best at being second best.


“I read trash. Empty cereal boxes, empty shampoo bottles, the bottoms of empty K…”

“I got my girlfriend knocked up. Next time I’ll ring the doorbell before I enter…”

“I remember that year as well as he does, though I was really young then and he …”

“In my life I haven’t done anything worth writing about, but that’s OK. That’s w…”