We all wear uniforms, even if we’re conforming to unconformity. People who try so hard to look different end up looking the same as all the other people who try so hard to look different.

“I love conducting double blind experiments with unsuspecting peeping Toms.”

“The baby looks like an infant, he doesn’t look like anybody. He’s barely even a…”

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed po…”

“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hank…”