We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

“I said I wasn't interested, and she was bright enough to say that she wasn't re…”

“I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, b…”

“I found the words to kill the love, didn't I -" she said, "the love that couldn…”

“Out in the world I go! Muggers! Autograph hounds! Junkies! People with real job…”