We are the wire, and tomorrow is like yesterday with a furry back. Don’t pet me, Tuesday! Please don’t Wednesday with my emotions.

“I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did st…”

“In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love ho…”

“The boxer had two black eyes. But that’s to be expected, since he was from Afri…”

“Black clothing makes me look skinnier. If I wear all black at night, and turn o…”