We didn’t know each other, but that didn’t stop me from ignoring him.

“A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightl…”

“Eat a donut in the face, not its asshole.”

“According to me I have hypochondria. So if I say I suffer from a condition wher…”

“I cleaned out my belly button last night, and I found the meaning of life. Gosh…”