We had a good time together. 3:33, to be exact.

“The indignity of having to wear suntan lotion pales in comparison to getting sk…”

“If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. …”

“If I were stranded in the woods with nothing to eat but nuts, berries, and the …”

“I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could p…”