We had some good fun together, didn’t we? That’s why I’m sorry to say I’m going to have to kill you.

“I sell black markers on the black market. I am personally responsible for 50% o…”

“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for bein…”

“Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humo…”

“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”