We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf.

“No matter what I see, I always think, “They just don’t make them like they used…”

“If you want walking dolphins and talking sandwiches, you’re lucky to have me bu…”

“I drink coffee like other men play basketball. I drink like a woman, and that’s…”

“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.”