We made love like a John and a hooker, despite the fact that my name’s Jarod. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue.”

“A brick could be used to make the world safer for our children. Well, not our c…”

“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They'r…”

“My brakes sound like my horn, and my car’s bumper is bumpy enough to be brail. …”