We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.

“I’m half naked. The question is not, Am I getting dressed or undressed? the que…”

“I don’t believe in astronomy. Or is it astrology? I always get those two confus…”

“What I call talking to God, you may call talking to myself. Of course, I’m flat…”

“I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.”