We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same.

“I’m halfway to being a father. Not 4.5 months out of 9, but ½ of a mating ritua…”

“A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, …”

“Not only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.”

“A brick could be used to instill patience in a pupil. Not a pupil as in part of…”