We made love like three seasons, but I didn’t fall.

“Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, wo…”

“I meant to spear her with my love, but bad breath got in the way. Next time I’l…”

“College has given me the confidence I need to fail.
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“With Mildred Feeblemeister dead, I’m now the world’s 77th greatest grandmother.”