We made love like we didn’t, only more so less.

“A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but t…”

“The scent of your asshole smells like childhood memories. I mean it would, if I…”

“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rath…”

“Do not oppose my opposable thumbs. If you do, we’ll have a thumb war.”