We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).

“If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles.…”

“She was a tall drink of water, and I was a glass half full kind of guy—half ful…”

“I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no ma…”

“My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a lon…”