We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the past.

“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but t…”

“A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulanc…”

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up becau…”

“Instead of burning the midnight oil, you should try selling it.”