We shouldn’t eat raw food. In fact, we probably shouldn’t even be listening to the radio. Too much nudity soaking in through our ears.

“No matter what I see, I always think, “They just don’t make them like they used…”

“It's really hard to drive, talk on the phone, and jack off at the same time. An…”

“Jarod Kintz likes writing about himself in the third person, because he really …”

“She took off her red pants, the shade of ketchup, to reveal softly tanned legs,…”