We talked for four hours. Well, I talked for four, and she listened for two.


“I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I pu…”

“I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t kn…”

“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.”

“If I met a man who had eleven sons, the first thing I’d ask is, Are they all yo…”