We were engaged. Not to be married, but in combat. So same thing.

“A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don'…”

“Dear 30 years old, why are you stalking me? Please leave me alone or I’ll be fo…”

“I have a recognition dance, to acknowledge that I heard and understood you. So …”

“I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?”