We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get married. But not to each other.

“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an in…”

“Today likes to happen before tonight. Impatient, I guess.
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“I’m a man of leisure. That’s because I have an English degree and can’t get a j…”

“Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fish…”