We were watching a sitcom, I don't remember which. There were many of them at the time that all could be lumped together under the title of Funny Minority and the White Guy.

“Oh, the symphonic shriek of a thousand hiding voices, the cry of the need insid…”

“For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a huma…”

“I poked at the white paper bag. There was nothing left inside. Just like me: a …”

“It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to fr…”