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“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my fr…”

“The most the average person probably reads in a day is a STOP sign or two. And …”

“I want to invent a portable sink. It won’t be small, but it will be the size an…”

“What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”