Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”

“It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.”

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how ha…”

“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mo…”