Weeping willows remind me of summer. And sadness. I wonder if tissues are made out of their trunks.

“A cop is closer to a garbage man than he is to a lawyer. The cop isn’t in the m…”

“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you…”

“In the 48 hours following my discovery of her infidelity, I found out she’d bee…”

“Alone is just another word for love.”