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“I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board…”

“I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of c…”

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”

“Just got done giving my cat a haircut and eating dinner. The two events are unr…”