We’ll make plans on sticky notes and we’ll stick to them. We’ll get married, but only after we buy some milk, cereal, and a book of baby names.

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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“I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole …”

“A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to opera…”

“If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all…”