We’re different, you and I. I am a Rorschach Test, and you, you are a butterfly. No, wait, you are a bat. Actually, you are the Galapagos Islands. Or perhaps you are a failed Pollack painting.

“Cats are always there when you need them, asleep, telling you with their body l…”

“My father went AWOL the day I got dishonorably discharged from his penis.
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“If you carry all my love, it won’t get heavy and make you weak. In fact, my lov…”

“I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.”