We’re distant cousins. He’s my first cousin, but he’s 5,000 miles away. And he doesn’t talk much.

“This is my logo for Billy Ross Landscaping”

“The mountains are where God proves He’s better than Michelangelo at sculpting.”

“I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient…”

“Farmers grow on the land. I suppose farmers grow farmers, rather than using sex…”