We're triplets. We do EVERYTHING together

“Admirable." Translation: Slut. "I'm confident you could have ripped the vampire…”

“She silently chanted the rules of the civilized: Thou shalt not make love on a …”

“Eric the Evil scowled. Well, hell. He was jealous of himself.”

“I still don't know why we didn't hire a carto get around Ireland.""When I was a…”