Were you aware that my sister looks like my brother? They both look nonexistent.

“In my dream I was a seal, and I made love to a seagull. Then I got eaten by a s…”

“How do you seduce a whole continent? One person at a time.”

“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”

“My shoes were all muddy, so before I walked in my friend's house I sprinkled gr…”