What flies faster than a crotch? A fly.

“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”

“I have a photographic memory. Especially for nudes.”

“Don’t be surprised if I try to stab you with a club sandwich sword. I will defe…”

“If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have…”