What fresh hell is this?

“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”

“So, you're the man who can't spell 'fuck.'" Dorothy Parker to Norman Mailer aft…”

“Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like …”

“If I don't drive around the park,I'm pretty sure to make my mark.If I'm in bed …”