What I thought was a black hole turned out to be nothing more than a splatter of ink on my tie. And I assumed I was wearing the most astrological outfit of the century.

“Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate while wearing boxing gloves? It g…”

“Falling in love should be natural, like the food at Moe’s. Baby, I am so hungry…”

“Hardly anybody tells the truth these days. For the truth I have to go to Washin…”

“The thirstiest bird is surely the swallow.”