What I want more than a car that goes from Point A to Point B, is a car that stops. I make it a point to break for love. My horn is broke—and so am I, but I get paid Friday.

“Whether you’re being good, or you’re up to no good, try not to look guilty.”

“He offered to pay me in agriculture, and I said I didn’t want that, I want mone…”

“The first two letters of her name were M and E and I thought, Yes! Finally, a n…”

“Cats are bundles of cute, wrapped in fur and purrs.”