What if leaves changed shape as well as color? You can teach a man to fish, or you can introduce him to a woman named Fish who happens to look like a trout.

“There’s only one way you can appreciate me in the bedroom—call my wife and get …”

“There are three things I look for in a woman to potentially date, and one of th…”

“If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.”

“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my han…”