What is it about money that makes people kill for it? I’ll have to think about that next time I do it.

“My motto is: If I didn’t do it first, I want to do it better. Boy, I sure hope …”

“Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.”

“A brick could be used to paint a mural of your favorite politician. It doesn’t …”

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get un…”