What is the price of love? Half price—if you date a midget.

“I think we should keep politics out of church, and back in hell where it belong…”

“On is to no, as Dora J. Arod is to Dora J. Arod. And brick is to blanket, as Do…”

“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’…”

“Thanks to my grandpa, I can go to France and not be visiting Germany. He single…”