What is the purpose of life?...To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool!

“Any writer who presents an American home today where the television is not the …”

“I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure o…”

“Q: What is wrong with the world?A: Everybody pays attention to pictures of thin…”

“Хората те оценяват най - пълно, когато положат цветя на гроба ти!”