What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.

“The term “global audience” is misleading and meaningless, but I’m proud to say …”

“I’ll steal the letter X, and replace it with treasure. So sex would then be spe…”

“I’ve got something you can hang your hat on: my erection.”

“Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I lo…”