What makes you think of me? Don’t say nothing. The answer is I make you think of me. And I’ll make you do it at gunpoint.

“She drew me as a chubby rectangle. But that’s cool, because Chubby Rectangle wa…”

“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”

“The first thing she told me after I hit on her was that she had a boyfriend of …”

“The last time I went speed dating, I brought a radar gun. I got clocked at over…”