What was I up to, you may ask? I certainly didn't want to meet Monsieur Evil again or creepy old Lord Salamander.

“My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a…”

“That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there.""Which one is me?" I asked."…”

“Aphros nodded, a glint of pride in his eyes. “We have trained all the famous me…”

“I do not know how much they see through the Mist. I doubt it would matter to th…”