Whatever, bro. We both had a long day. Too much drama. I'll TTYS." I wanted to ridicule him for using chatspeak IRL, but I found myself lacking the energy.

“What's the meaning of life? Other people.”

“I wondered if there would ever be a day when I didn't think about Alaska, wonde…”

“The missing piece in his stomach hurt so much-and eventually he stopped thinkin…”

“Did you know that for pretty much the entire history of the human species, the …”