What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked it.

“The rumor is that my cousin dates phoenix sculptures made out of cheese. It has…”

“I was once in a battle trying to fight my way out when I realized it’s better t…”

“A brick could be used as a floatation device. But only use it if the person dro…”

“In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical.”